Nakula ujana..

Sheikh alpha: http://youtu.be/TEJD5MW_4dI

Hilarious memes...Raila could not stand this,he had to stop it...

She is #AngelKagame,one of the tallest and hot chicks in Africa.

Hilarious...Leaked KCSE Questions

Leaked KCSE Questions… Hilarious

K.C.S.E FINAL EXAM OCTOBER 2014
Instructions: Answer all questions.
Calculators not allowed
TIME: 1hour 30mins. SECTION A:
1. What are the names of the 2 people

Torn between a Boy child or a Girl Child? Well this article is for u...

The boy or girl dilemma

Caroline Njung'e writes.. 

Apparently, quite a number of women

ManTalk. You must read this...

Walking the tight rope of good neighbourliness

 

You aren’t buddies. You nod at each other every

Advantages of Being Tall and Black.

Being tall does have its advantages

inShare

Not to brag, I’m a tall man. At 6’4, I’m in the upper quartile of tallest men in Kenya. Some women have described me as hot, handsome. The line ‘Aaaw! I like your height’ from random female strangers is something I have grown accustomed to. But I will be honest and say, it is mostly drunk women who consider me hot and we all know the optical illusions a few bottles of beers can imperil on any individual.
Doesn’t dance
Like women, men of the 21st century like being flattered. Or flirted with by random female strangers. The more beautiful, the more fulfilling the experience. And women in Nairobi, and surprisingly in many urban centres in the country, are quite very bold. And I have been a recipient of this flattering and flirting that reminds me about the beauty of life and how rich life would be if all of us were just a little bit kinder.
Like all tall, cool men for instance, I don’t dance. But several women in nightclubs and social functions often propose that I dance with them. Despite my protestations, I’m often dragged to the floor and asked to just stand there as they wiggle their bodies around and about my frigid, electric-post-like body. Some have often volunteered a lap dance in house parties and such experiences often leave me feeling like Silvio Berlusconi. Trust me, getting a free lap dance from a beautiful stranger is something that very few men receive in life.I have received more gifts from female strangers. Like this one who gave me Frank Peretti novel once at Dubai airport. She had seen me with a novel over a long layover and we struck a random conversation on books, only to discover that she was a book enthusiast despite being a chemical engineer or some other awful career that does not encourage book readership in Kenya.
The book
She gave me the book. Regrettably, we never exchanged contacts; neither do I recall her name. But there is something incredibly sexy about a woman who reads good books. The confidence knowledge gives a woman is unparalleled, in a way that not even beauty can match.
And then there are female strangers who give us their numbers without giving us the usual bull of ‘I don’t give my number to strangers’ or the dumber college girl favourite ‘I don’t have a phone’. Better is the one who picks her phone. Best is the one who agrees up for a date, trusting you without question or doubt that you may be a serial killer or a wanted rapist. I salute them.
Phone number
Giving your number does not make you loose or desperate. It makes you civilised. You never know when that man might come in handy. But the best gifts from strange women are the more questionable stuff. A cigarette. Or even the harder stuff that more and more corporate types are sniffing lately. A one-night stand is in this category and cherished the most. Such secret vices remind us that deep within every human being is a tamed animal that if unleashed, the world will be chaotic.
Thankfully, the society has rules. I urge women to be randomly kind to unfamiliar men from time to time. The book, the cigarette, the smile, the audience and all that always serves in reminding men that not all women are bad people, as it is often the assumption.
courtesy of eve woman-Article by Silas Nyanchwani.. 

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Why Do Women cheat? Find out why..

10 FACTS: Kwanini wanawake wanapenda waume

Jastorina’s Mother Dies Just Hours after Her Daughter

 

I don’t think there’s more grief to a family than the loss of a loved one.

Funny Tweets Urging Bonny Khalwale To S***p With Vera Sidika. #KOT..

Kenyans on Twitter are outrageous and that

ADULTS ONLY!! Why Should A Lady Behave Like This?

The way SOME women behave in society

INTERESTING: Five Reasons To Marry A Kenyan Man!!!

5 REASONS TO MARRY A KENYAN MAN!!!

1. Protector: He simply has to be

Interesting:Toyota is Developing an Engine Without a Crankshaft

Toyota is Developing an Engine Without a Crankshaft

It's the most radical alteration to combustion-engine design yet.

When providing juice for EV batteries,

Presenting the most HILARIOUS memes from the trend "why kenyan men cheat" Thanks to Njoki Chege for raising out the issue.

Njoki Chege is the author behind the controversial column,"why Kenyan men cheat"

Brazamen Special blog.: Here Is That Article By NJOKI CHEGE writes Which Caused Jitters Among Super-Sized Kenyan Women.

Brazamen Special blog.: Here Is That Article By NJOKI CHEGE writes Which Caused Jitters Among Super-Sized Kenyan Women.

Here Is That Article By NJOKI CHEGE writes Which Caused Jitters Among Super-Sized Kenyan Women.

Why does a man cheat? Because he can? No, really, tell me, why would a good man, a God-fearing church going man who sings in the church choir cheat on his wife or girlfriend? Is it because he is a wicked piece of junk that has completely lost his moral compass or because he is a greedy, insatiable human incapable of being content?
There are several

Ongeza siku kwa kicheko...

Majambazi hawa nomaaaaa!

Jamaa mpenda wake za watu. siku moja alikuwa akila uroda na mke wa jirani mtaa wa pili usiku wakati mumewe hayupo. Ghafla, mume karudi na kuanza kupigahodi mlango wa mbele. mke kusikia mumewe karudi, kahamaki na kukimbilia kumtoa jamaa kupitia mlango wa nyuma. Jamaa alikurupuka mbio, akaruka ukuta akiwa uchi wa mnyama,akakimbia hadi nyumbani kwake. Alipofika kwa mkewe, akamwambia kapigwa na majambazi njiani wakamvua nguo zote na kumwibia kila kitu. Mkewe akamwambia "Pole mpenzi lakini hawa majambazi si watu wema kabisa,yaani wamekuvua nguo zote na kukuvalisha Condom! nomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,

Shame!!!! Kisii university female students!

Brazamen.blogspot.com

Kisii University Students Having
S£x with Boda boda guys for
Free Rides
Boda
say they offer free rides to Kisii
University students in exchange for s
£x.
The operators brag that Kisii
university ladies are easy going and
some too poor to afford to pay them in
cash and so they offer their bodies
which they consider to be a better
option.
Many of them claim to keep the ladies
who enjoy such small favors like a
free rides. One of them identified as
Mogaka says that he enjoys s*x like a
married person because he carries
female students daily and most of
them prefer paying in kind.
Those married said that they end up
with nothing in the evening to take
home to their wives and children since
the girls offer them s*x as payment
yet their job is the only means of
feeding for the family.

boda operators in Kisii County.

Politics: Raila skips in-law's fundraiser,he was busy politicking....

Raila Skips Mother-in-Law’s Fundraiser, as Uhuru Donates Sh200,000

President Uhuru Kenyatta on Wednesday evening gave a personal contribution of sh200,000 to Ida Odinga’s mother,

Lifestyle: A must read.....

My dear daughter, not all men cheat

Myth number one: all men are hardwired to cheat

My daughter,

Former Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka Hides His Family in Zanzibar

Politics:Former Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka Hides His Family in Zanzibar ahead of Saba Saba (Beach Pictures)

As Saba Saba

Humor: Your EX spying on you.

Ratchet Photos From Masaku 7s Rugby Tournament In Machakos

 Ratchet Photos From Masaku 7s Rugby Tournament In Machakos

  While parents are struggling with school fees hardly getting something to eat,this is what their
daughters are up-to. Students/youth please have mercy on your parents and guardians....

Business:Exposed...

Revealed: How tea agency colludes with brokers to con small farmers

In Summary

• The report also blames direct sales outside auction venues to some big marketers which create a huge price difference while giving the impression that there is excess tea in the market
• Price manipulation is said to have been rampant during the months of March and April 2014.

Players at the

Sports

Nicklas Bendtner is set to leave the club

Club announces 11 player departures

Arsenal can confirm that 11 players will be leaving the club when their contracts officially expire on June 30.
Nicklas Bendtner and Ju Young Park come to the end of their contracts, while Kim Kallstrom and Emiliano Viviano’s loan spells are set to conclude.
As already communicated, Bacary Sagna, Lukasz Fabianski and Zak Ansah have

Business: Tea Industry.

Tea factories in dilemma over payment to farmers

• The decision to pay the mini-bonus was reached two weeks ago after industry players met President Uhuru Kenyatta who directed the

Today`s Trending images.

Kenyans:

Someone tell Kenyans about their bad habits.

SPORTS:Premier League Fixtures 2014-15 is out. Where is your team?

Official List of Fixtures for New Premier League Season

Unmasking Ishmael Omondi-the man running AL SHABAAB account(HSMPRESS)

The Inspector
General of Police, David Kimaiyo, has
confirmed the name of a man who has
been operating @HSMPress purportedly
used by Al Shabaab to claim responsibility
of various attacks in

Ahmednasir Spills it all.

Prominent Nairobi lawyer, Ahmednasir Abdullahi, has given his take regarding the Mpeketoni terror attacks on Sunday night, that claimed the lives of 68 people and dozens others injured.

POLITICS.

The man behind all the attacks in Africa. May the fleas of a thousand wild dogs attack his crotch....

#MpeketoniAttacks.

Hate him or like him,but matsanga will remain my hero forever. None has ever been as bold as Dr matsanga.Jeff Koinange Live JKL (David Matsanga) Hate speech - part 3 ( May 29th...