Leaked KCSE Questions… Hilarious
K.C.S.E FINAL EXAM OCTOBER 2014Instructions: Answer all questions.
Calculators not allowed
TIME: 1hour 30mins. SECTION A:
1. What are the names of the 2 people
holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone?
2. If the past tense of take is took, what is the past tense of make?
3. I have a dream is to Luther King, as 2 fiatu fyangu is to……??
4. Which Kenyan university has the highest number of ladies with BlackBerry’s?
5. If RUTO is a friend to RAILA on facebook, who sent the friend request and why?.
SECTION B..
Attempt all questions:
1. Between the Kenyan Police and the Kenyan girl, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formulae,calculate the diameter of the dam near your home [take pie=3.142]
3. If your X-boyfriend/ girlfriend wins KSH 5 million immediately after you broke up, find the value of X
4. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
5. A luhya is boiling water. Calculate the probability of him cooking Ugali,making tea or Taking a shower…
ALL THE BEST.. Your time starts now..Goodluck.
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